Anna Foxter

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She laughs like she means it, and you will believe her for exactly as long as it takes.

Anna Foxter
Specimen: Pleasant Company, Highly Transferable
Origin Unknown, unverified, uninterested in correcting this
Disposition Cheerful, flighty, perpetually amused
Attachments None permanent. None requested. None missed
Shelf Life Short, by design. Best enjoyed fresh

Observed behaviour: smiles readily, often at nothing in particular. Laughs at jokes she has already heard, then tells them back to you as if new. Maintains eye contact a half-second longer than necessary, which is the entire point.

Conversation pattern: light, quick, deflecting. Questions about her past are answered with questions about your evening. This is not evasion; it is hospitality.

Overheard at the bar: "She left before breakfast. Left a note that said 'Thanks for the company.' Very neat handwriting."

Known habits: flirts with the waiter, the bartender, the doorman, and you, in that order. Treats every interaction as a warm-up for a better one. Remembers names only when they are useful, which is rarely.

Rumour: she has a day job, a flat, a routine. Nobody believes it, least of all the men who have tried to find out.

Handle with care. She will not.
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